Showing posts with label Kerala. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Kerala. Show all posts

Friday, 8 February 2008

**India** Part Three /...Kaleidoscope rivers \







Namaste (traditional Indian greeting translates to 'the divinity in me recognises the divinity in you')

It's me again. Catching up with the news of my travels...I'm really far behind now with the story having left Lynn and I on a train on New Year's Eve. So much has happened but rest assured I am well and loving every moment. So here's some more words that might or might not make sense.

The train ride to the beach was uneventful apart from being woken by the ticket inspector to let someone else into our carriage which displeased us ladies as we thought we had booked it for sole use. It's impossible to rely too much on any information here as I keep finding out and I should have learned by now but it's always coming back to bite me as I look into apparently earnest honest faces telling me blatant untruths. I fall for it every time.

Arriving like blinking newborns into the early morning sun (healthy and energetic and full of positive thoughts remember?) onto the railway platform we were faced with the bizarre sight of hundreds of people dressed all in the same colour. Yellow! Everywhere we looked, saris and suits and dresses and children too. Lemon yellow, egg yoke yellow, custard yellow, newborn chick yellow... There were hordes of arrivals for an ashram ceremony (ashram-a place of spiritual retreat) and I think the devotees wore yellow as part of a ceremony there.

Lynn and I had been drooling and dreaming about breakfast for half the night as we had come from the ration retreat and we were just so excited about poached eggs for breakfast. We dumped our luggage and sped to the beach cafes to fulfill our fantasies and all was well again. Toast, poached eggs and coffee. Simple fare made all the more divine by the previous two weeks abstinence. 

It was New Years Eve and we were looking forward to maybe a beach party or a gathering of some kind but it turned out to be neither. We walked along the cliff top after a fish supper and ran into a huge crowd gathered around a group of powerful drummers. We found ourselves in the middle of a pressing crowd of stomping, chanting, clapping men. Realising we seemed to be the only two girls in this scrum we decided to retreat which was really hard work. In typically English fashion I didn't want to appear rude by not joining in the 'fun' but at the same time I was feeling unnerved. We were surrounded, the smell of beer and bodies was overpowering and the men were closing in. Imagine a whirling dream/nightmare sequence in a film...faces looming out of the crush of dance crazed bodies. Lynn and I made a run for it into a restaurant and managed to hide away in a seated area. Everyone was just so over excited and the normal placid well behaved Indian men seemed to have thrown caution to the wind for one night only. We continued to be feted by young bucks who were all supposedly Bollywood producers, actors or cameramen. It might impress the young Indian girls but two old timers like Lynn and myself were not impressed. We made our excuses (yes, we'll be back later, we have to meet some friends blah blah etc etc) and we left. 10.30 pm on New Years Eve and we locked ourselves into our beach hut and decided to bed down for the night. At midnight the noise and shouting and drumming seemed to reach a crescendo. Lynn and I both woke up and wished each other a happy new year. I remarked that it sounded as though they were preparing to eat somebody out there. The noise, fire crackers and tribal chanting sounded ominous, not jolly at all. 

The next day, 1st January 2008 saw Lynn and I doing an 8am yoga practise and we felt like we were the only people left in the world. India had become serene with the first morning of a new year. We later read newspaper reports of assaults and harassment and that New Years Eve in India dictates no police leave and extra reinforcements bussed in.(extra reinforcements also means that the batons the police use to whack people with just get bigger) Indian men see New Years Eve as their one night to party like it's 1999 and all hell lets loose. The women and families stay home and all the single men gather at beach resorts in droves. If only we had known...I'm glad we went to bed and it felt instinctively right to put ourselves in a safe place. The rum remained untouched for another occasion, we were just so yogic and you all thought we would succumb...

Following one's instinct is a good thing to do in India. You certainly need your wits about you at all times. I feel exhausted after visits to towns where the only rules of traffic are that there are no rules and crossing a road or hiring a rickshaw are risky ventures. You have to look and listen and continually be aware  of everything. Reversing buses do not sound horns, no vehicles ever seem to indicate, the holy cows sleep in the middle of lanes of traffic on roundabouts. A cross section of traffic might consist of several heavily laden buses pouring black exhaust and numerous helpful back seat drivers hanging from doors and windows, thirty auto-rickshaws, sixty motorbikes carrying more people and children than they are designed for, cows, dogs, beggars, children, oxen pulling carts vegetable and fruit handcarts and the odd car. And in and out of all this chaos pedestrians wander. It makes the M25 look like a futuristic slice of slick action. The newspapers here report traffic accidents as 'mishaps'. A 'mishap' here is a bus with it's front stoved in and 16 people killed in a fireball. And if any driver is involved in an accident, a crowd will gather to act as vigilantes. The accused (and who decides is anybody's guess) is beaten and then dragged to a police station. I don't think there is too much of a compensation culture here.

And a word about falling coconuts. They can kill you. And they fall all the time. With a dull bone cracking  thud. In front of me on a footpath, by the pool, whilst eating dinner. I've seen it too many times now and I make sure I never linger under a coconut tree. If I voice my concern at heavily laden trees I'm met with a shrug. My one man crusade for health and safety has got a long way to go.

Lynn and I had a few days beach respite. We lounged and swam, read some beautiful Indian literature and chatted, made some new beach friends, did useful good international relationship building work by teaching French boys how to swear, listened to the bitter war between the rival coconut and pineapple ladies, we set our watches by the chai lady who came every afternoon to sell us good hot sweet chai. (We managed to persuade her that half of a desert spoon of sugar was ample instead of her recommended three). We did yoga classes on the beach as the sun was setting and the dolphins were leaping. Standing in a tree posture (balancing one leg, hands held in prayer high above head) turning towards the setting sun, doing a shoulder stand on the sand so all the sand from my toes fell in my mouth, were some moments from my diary.

Lynn and I decided to take a houseboat trip through the backwater canals of Allepey in Kerala. We reluctantly left the beach (sigh, how easy to be a beach bum) and travelled by early morning train to Allepey where we stayed in a guest house and got taken to a 'secret beach'. An endless expanse of sand with no tourists and just a small fishing community. The sort of beach you would see in 'paradise' travel brochures. A few artfully placed coconut palms and a traditional hand painted viking style fishing boat silhouetted in the setting sun as it sailed to evening fish complete with singing fishermen and creatively arranged clouds. Sometimes perfection is handed on a platter and after so many beautiful sights and amazing vistas it can be easy to say...hmm yes it's just another beautiful beach. I was ready for something new. How awful that I was getting a bit bored with paradise? Sometimes the heat gets to me, that's my excuse.

Our houseboat can only be described as an intricate floating wicker basket, shaped like a shell. It was luxurious. Two bedrooms with windows opening onto the silky cool river, en-suite bathrooms, a huge dining area and a large expanse of deck to lounge on cushions and be transported down river. A kitchen and a chef, a captain and a competent steerer. The three staff were discreet as anything, we didn't feel that they were overly present but if we needed anything they were instantly there (must have trained at the Ritz). We had hired the boat and crew for 24 hours to show us the other side of life in Kerala. The river life unfolded before us like a sleepy watery dream sequence. Scene after scene of family life on the edge of water. Nut brown shiny babies being dunked and washed, pools of colour that flowered slowly into women in full sari dress rising from the dark water where they bathed fully clothed, their long dark hair as slick as wet pelts. Groups of women washing and sifting through baskets of shellfish as our boat continued to break through the bright green lakes of water hyacinth that covered the black deep. I was mesmerised by the washing slapped onto rocks to make it clean, the cooking, the eating, the lines of children walking to school or being bused in by rowing boats, the glide past rice fields with rows of coolie hats and umbrellas over bent double bodies. A slow moving shiny jewel of a kaleidoscope river. The day turned into evening and we moored at the river bank in our prehistoric beast of a basket boat. Dinner was served and we watched firefly's bright lights burn and dissolve against the silhouettes of palm trees. It was the Wind in the Willows and Swallows and Amazons rolled into one. Morning bought us cockerels and morning haze and the rising sun and village children demanding school pens. We walked around the fields whilst our breakfast was prepared and set sail again for the home run. The photography opportunities were endless and in the end I just wanted to be hypnotised by river life and lay back and enjoyed every last moment. 

Then it was Lynn's turn to return to the UK and I was alone in India. More exciting adventures were planned as I was about to fly to Goa to meet my friend who had rented an apartment for three months. More beaches, more gorgeous food, more mad dirty mesmerising haunting India.

But despite the diversity and the dirt and the pollution and the power cuts and the poverty and the dust and the craziness, I am just so in love with this country. The colours are incredible and the light is unique and completely arresting. There is a time of the day, approx 5pm, just as the sun starts to drop, that the light becomes electric and colours are heightened and seem to sing. A tiny purple flower dropped on the dust becomes saturated with colour and seems to leap out of the landscape with it's richness. Maybe it's the artist in me but other people notice it too. It's become my favourite time of day. 

Love and light from Loulou


xxx

Friday, 14 December 2007

Hello everyone from a hot crowded internet office with the slowest connection and the drowsiest fan in India.
I keep trying to imagine the cold and I've forgotten already the madness that is the Christmas build up.

The only concession to Christmas here is the sudden appearance of paper stars in all the shops. Bright epilepsy inducing crowds of colour hanging from every tree, cafe and straw hut. Thinking we could escape the seasonal madness I was worried when I found out that Kerala is mainly Catholic imagining that we would be in for a festive overload. If the stars are all they do then I can live with that. They are delightful and Meghan is already planning her import industry based on them. She has been to the factory and instigated international relations already. That's my girl.

For the first five days we were staying in sleepy Fort Cochin. It's faded Colonial architecture and dusty streets and culinary richness were just what we needed and we set about eating our way through the incredible menus and drinking beer covertly from teapots as it's impossible to get an alcohol licence in this state. There are government alcohol shops for people to buy to drink in their own homes though. Funny to see my girls, squiffily being 'mother' pouring beer for the table and looking in the photos like genteel ladies from back in the day. And just to throw salt onto already fresh wounds, dinner for 5 people (actually a small medieval banquet)and enough beer to allow Siobhan to let me take her photo, cost 10 of our finest English pounds.

We hired two auto-rickshaws for the day to take us to the elusive Cherai beach. An uninhabited stretch of sand on the Arabian sea that was about 28km away via a short ferry ride. A fiver a day for rickshaw and driver. Seemingly a bargain...

 

28km in an auto-rickshaw is a feat. They all drive like lunatics hellbent on their destination. Seemingly mild mannered laid back dude types all turn into wild white knuckled avengers on the road. Siobhan was terrified mostly but now has accepted that this is the way it is. I was terrified too but had to keep my cool. We arrived at the beach with our bodies but had left our minds frozen between a thundering bus on one side and a huge truck on the other. Near misses are common but the vehicles don't look too battered so they must all fly through on a wing and a prayer. Each auto-rickshaw is decorated according to the driver's religion. It's one of the first questions that an Indian will ask you as well as your 'good' name. I've decided I want a naughty name. And just to rub salt in to your frozen wounds the beach was just hot, the sea was warm with waves and a selection of staff ran around after us with drinks and food galore. One of my favourite things I
 ate was here. Ginger fish curry. 40p. I will dream about it when I'm hungry.

A few days in Fort Cochin and the girls were ready for moving to the beach. We caught the train to Varkala. A hippy town on top of a red cliff with a steep drop to the sea with a very tantalising beach below. We rented beach/cliff huts and stayed there for a week. It was very hippy with a huge spiritual supermarket of yoga, reiki, astrology...Nothing wrong with it but it was everywhere and it just seemed overspent. I even saw a sign for 'philosophical discussions'. How can a price be put on what we all have managed to do drunkenly at 3am for years? 
The food, swimming and lazing about was great though and we did do some day trips out to towns and made sure we saw the real (ish) Kerala. The touristy thing drives me mad but without it, we would struggle to find beds and language would always be a problem. There are only so many ways to wobble my head in Indian style (yes, no, maybe?)when I haven't got a clue what they are talking about. Oh, and we have discovered that 'no' is a word they don't use. They must hate the negativity or not want to disappoint or something but if you point and say 'station?' or 'telephone' 
(with appropriate mimes and best Oscar performance of a train) 
they say 'yes'. Every time. Even when it's quite clearly 'no'. It's so frustrating but in the end it's just funny. 

Until you miss the train or get on the wrong one as we all did this morning and ended up jumping off a moving train like cowboys. I am supervising the fruit of my loins, and other people's children, as best I can under duress. I got them off first though. I had to chuck my luggage and it reminded me of a great film 'The Darjeeling Limited'. There I was hurling all my baggage. About time too.

It's easy to get used to things here. I don't want to be immune to poverty and destitution but it's here and all around slightly hidden behind a 'holiday' facade. It just takes a slight detour off the beaten tourist trap to see what is really here. A lot of the staff in the restaurants sleep on the tables. I only know this because the screeching murderous crows wake me up at 5am every morning and so I go to see the sunrise over the cliff reflected on the sea like a foamy mango lassi. And all these bodies are all over the tables. In the open air, under rags. I suppose the staff come here for seasonal work but I can't imagine what there is for them to do for the rest of the year. The security guy at the beach huts earns 45 quid a month, lives with his mother at 36 (he looked 76) and says he will never have a wife because he can't afford it and has no prospects.(Up in the nearest town I saw shacks and tarpaulin villages. The drains are always full of greasy
 grey water and rubbish is collected and burned in the drains constantly, when they're not throwing it off a nearby cliff. The overriding smell of India is 'warm green, burning rubbish and petrol'. The saving grace for these people in Kerala is that they are near the bountiful sea. Full of fish. The lights of the fishing boats at night stretch all the way out on the horizon and if I squint I could be looking at {sniff***} the lights of Southend Pier.

And I could go on for pages and pages about the wildlife, the people that we have met, the amazing journeys by train (this morning, the Mumbai Express, we all had a huge bunk each to sprawl out on and watch India go by, got served breakfast and lunch, and I spent half the journey hanging out of a door taking action shots, giving myself dreadlocks in the process)the scenery, the dolphins leaping and playing in the sea right beneath the cliff on which we were having a group breakfast,the food glorious food, the mango daiquiris, Siobhan's failed elephant ride,(it was too cruel so she abandoned) Meg's business ventures, my aches and pains and mysterious boils (i know you're on the edge of your seats for that one),O and the shopping (fraught with misuderstandings)

The last two weeks have been full of stories and adventures and my girls have been just fantastic. Full of spirit and adventure and so grateful to have had this experience. I am sure their memory banks will retain this trip and I just wanted to have a nice time with my two beautiful grown up daughters and it's been just woooooooooonderful. I'm a happy mama cat this evening.

Tomorrow the girls and Stephen and Sophie (meg's boyf and Shiv's bessie mate) fly back to the UK. It's the end of one story and the start of another. My friend Lynn aka fluffydreadful is flying in at dawn tomorrow as the girls fly out. On Monday morning we travel by train into the mountains in Tamil Nadu to begin our two week yoga/Ayurvedic retreat. I thought you couldn't put on weight eating fish but apparently I do. Must be the Whole Barracudas I am demolishing. So, two weeks lentils and early morning yoga will hopefully sort that out. All of our stomachs have been fine. We only drink bottled water and brush teeth with it too. The food is always good and hot so that's probably the trick...O no I don't want those to be famous last words.

And despite everything I have to tell you
{there aint no place like home}

**I really miss you all**

/'\

Love and Lotus positions

Loulou
xxx